Have broken eggs? Make cheap china omelettes….
I like to collect cheap, tacky statues from op shops.
My second son likes to, inadvertently, break them….
I can’t get too mad, I also was a breaker in my childhood.
Two of the cheap, tacky statues are not broken;
a green woman;
a lassie dog.
I have put them in the space between the couch and the armchair.
The space second son jumps between every morning when he thinks I am not looking.